This is a Retina HD screen for coffee...

We're not kidding. The new S Filter has 325 holes per linear inch versus iPhone 6's 326 holes / inch. And the good news is that the S Filter isn't going to be on pre-order for most of the fall. :)

Here's the S Filter all dolled up for it's Retina HD display glamor shot. Scroll on down for a couple more stats on what makes us like proud parents when it comes to the new S Filter...

The only difference is that your S Filter never runs out of battery (and it won't send you push notifications whenever any of your 423 friends posts a picture of their lunch).

The only difference is that your S Filter never runs out of battery (and it won't send you push notifications whenever any of your 423 friends posts a picture of their lunch).

New S Filter Mesh Stat #1: The new S Filter has more than 100,000 holes per square inch. 105,625 to be precise.

New S Filter Mesh Stat #2: Doing a little pir-r-squared math yields 322,000 holes overall. In other words...

New S Filter State #3: The new S Filter has about a third of a million ways for a coffee droplet to reach your cup. Are those useless pixels? We don't think so. That extreme resolution means that we're separating out coffee particles so small they are at the edge of unaided human vision. That means a clean brew but one that's still rich with all the droplets of coffee oil (aka flavor) that have a nice clean path to your cup.

Here's an up close shot of the new S Filter mesh from a coffee droplet's perspective:

Lots of nice even holes to pass through but a good strong grid to catch the coffee fines...

Lots of nice even holes to pass through but a good strong grid to catch the coffee fines...

For comparison, here's how a coffee droplet sees a paper filter at the same resolution. The twisted fibers of the paper mean there isn't a single clean path to the cup from the droplet's perspective:

Look ma, no holes at all!

Look ma, no holes at all!

That's it for today. More videos of the new S Filter coming soon. In the meantime, tell your friends that resolution isn't just for pixels, it's for coffee too!